Hooray! Monday!

My morning started out with a traffic stopping chase as my precious dog tore through the neighborhood unleashed.  I had another dog that did this growing up.  I'm not up for it this time around and I will be puting a stop to it even if it means cutting off limbs.  The good news is that I'm meeting all my neighbors.

Would you believe that there are actually people living lives that can go entire days, weeks, or even months without cleaning up bodily fluids and waste from anyone but themselves?  Who are these people?  I'm beginning to question my life choices.

And finally, I've been getting a rash of crazy emails again.  Someone has used my email address on a dating site.  This is not the first time.  I have in the past received notifications from cougar.com and sugardaddy.com.  This time I don't know what the site is but I am apparently popular with ladies who don't speak English as a first language.  Most of the emails look like this:

Let us meet each other. I’m Irina.
So, I found yours e-mail on dating site .Use my sister’s account...
I'm looking for novelty in relations.
Well, it's interesting who you are, please type something about u

Irinichka

Yay for me.  I'd like to go back to vacation please.

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[liprap]

Ohhhh, no. If you get any emails calling you to come to the docks at a certain time, turn 'em in to the police. Signed, panicked by The Wire. ;-)