T-Tapp-a-Licious

So, I've been keeping with T-Tapp and although I have yet to notice any discernable inch loss (except for maybe my kneecaps), I am pleased to report the following results:

1. The ability to wear ridiculously high heeled shoes with minimal discomfort.
2. My legs no longer fall asleep after sitting cross-legged on the ground. 
3. No hangover symptoms after a late night at Dos Jefes complete with a few rum and cokes and a couple deadly Firefly Sweet Tea Vodkas. 
4. Colorful descriptions from my three-year-old about the new odor emitted from my armpits including "green smoke."