What happened here?

I'm not sure what exactly went on here but there have been plenty of occasions when I have wanted to knock "concerned" citizens over the head with a baseball bat after they've made inquiries about my infant.

Comments and questions that could incite such violence include:

"What are you feeding that kid?"
"What are YOU eating?"
"Was it a vaginal birth?"
"Is she wearing sunscreen?"
"Where are your socks?"
"Where is her hat?"
"WATCH OUT FOR HER NECK!"

And my all time favorite ...

"She doesn't look a thing like you."